Earth's Last Stand: A Game That'll Hook Ya

Okay, so you're bored, right? Need somethin' to keep you entertained, maybe even test your reflexes? Well, lemme tell you about this awesome online game I found--it's called Earth's Last Stand. And, trust me that's an understatement! Think Earth—our home—is under constant attack from meteors, stray asteroids every kinda bad space thing. It'swayy worse than what you have read! Lately its become something the galaxy cooked up, a really bad cocktail basically! But fear not! Enter humanity, our only secret attack plan ( well secret to most) you , that crazy person are the pilot of our advanced spaceship assigned only in your name after your mother's name! Your responsbility includes saving planet Earth before they become an extinction party even the world's leaders would be amazed .It's fast-paced, crazy exciting.I almost literally exploded in excitement!. Very basic movements, I would use my eyes or toes after my usual [Error- need recalculation]. Left, right; up, down. Spacebar to shoot. Doesn't even require a PHD Simple, 

I know,  right, but simplicity equals awesomeness.  Just gotta have the skills though, in dodge a asteroid and hit It' right? Gettin' faster as levels get crazier!