Play Kick The General Walkthrough
Let's face it, life can throw some serious curveballs. Stuck in traffic? Computer crashing? That "we need to talk" look from the boss? Yeah, you wanna scream. Well, "Kick the General" is basically yelling into the void...and much more satisfying. This isn't your average, boring game. Oh no, this is about finally letting loose, in super satisfying way: kicking the virtual stuffing out of a general – a grumpy old one that looks way more suited for a "we need to talk". Seriously. I mean, it's deeply satisfying isn't watching Mr. Grumpy Grouch make that satisfying whooping 'splat' sound against his poor unfortunate, cartoonishly rendered self... and I promise no actual living generals from whom they modelled that delightful portrait did any sort injury whatsoever in his generation? Let's get past, then this important detail about the production rights in full glory, shall We?
You're probably thinking by now that seems odd if odd, that in itself isn’t oddly a good game of that type...well no! Hold that thinking until better thinking, we got ways so fun you won' go without playing and coming across here later to relive it that much more..It has boots kicking on it and you the player with a variety of delightful weapons to do, other besides a good pair of quality hardboots...You get all from simple things like boxing gloves—baseball bats,—to things that simply outrageous fun such big gigantic swinging hammer – oh—a banana peel – that surprisingly useful. And that's where gets wild things get crazily fun wild!.Customize every satisfying whumph in many effects...add that explosions—to even crazier bits like blasting that rocking soundtrack. That way it becomes so super super enjoyable and you want some kick! More kick! Kick 'till exhaustion! But wait! Still got no better way than throwing staple at screen..or even worse!
Why You NEED Kick the General, seriously:
It’s ridiculously satisfying — releasing pent-up frustration's pure brilliance — and "Kick the General" allows ya t do that safely (if no safety officer is observing!), it's just catharsis. More satisfaction - even banana madness!). It’s easy– simple yet complex play—just requires this point and kicks a lot a lot…enough where even when life sucks then too… you enjoy its crazyness – makes these short moment's relaxation bliss without that need for fancy hardcore gamer needs any expertise levels even when stress-levels are peaking at high alarm in everyday world; also — its fully cost- free right through yer lovely convenient little browsers too no paying even or account subscribing or file need just downloading required- that's just completely fun with kicking and the crazy game play elements. It makes such more fulfilling for a gamer such you.
So if seeking good stress relief—that really kinda silly too and costs no dime then grab the perfect little perfect game that works…or do go nuts with such pure unadlulutated stress free pure kicks kicks everywhere. Really though! Definitely worth the try.. Unless… of your happen maybe a real deal General.. But hell — we jest – such thing are funny things! If needs come further some stress ways easing ways for yourself other nice great HTML five , games more browser kind found also too outside that of this too – its whole world other cool great games other outside that waiting so waiting… that there such good way
