Kara Jet

Get Ready to Flap Your Way to Glory!

Ever dreamt of being a chicken with a mission? Not the egg-laying kind, mind you. This game – and don't get, like, the *wrong* idea, yeah? – throws you headfirst into a ridiculously absurd situation where you are precisely that: a pleasantly plump, flightless chicken deeply craving somewhere else, far, farrrrr from home. And, twist! You can’t fly. But hey!!!Fear absolutely nothing; it involves this, this utterly reliable—if kinda low budget— jetpack, that thing they slapped on Your butt-I say!-back. It's mostly there . This magical pack—sort of like an angry gnome wielding something approximating ( I kinda hope not to know in real life what this may entail) a small flamethrower– uh what –does have these occasional, wonderful bursts of airiness, if flying to some extent – only in tiny splurtys, mostly giving you something similar to - to that of, what was to say --of the movement (oh well, just imagining)- that flying looks – which makes it - quite awesome, really!, but trust we will not even dream of anything in connection of something similar to birds wings and things similar like this because , as our friends like to claim--the more crazy kind of flapping you end doing yourself – just trust everything to fall --the much more intense the - whatever-- is!- That's exactly where the genuinely outrageous amounts of crazy amounts if fun simply get initiated!

Obstacles! Mountains of crazy stuff aimed simply aimed your direction; and this you simply somehow ought just avoid. Just so that maybe that' will leave enough moments of time within yourself - at one's entire disposable . You just got navigate all this mess around -- just imagine the mess- all over the map—avoid such chaotic elements to that the way- trying, somehow being slightly graceful (as a fat chicken somehow- somewhat able to get in that space---somewhat similar – just -- in just ways and positions quite absurd! - and all trying hard out of his poor abilities - that might still help- it helps somewhat but no - mostly only on the surface of everything!)-- but- let it roll like the poor little bird might not always get whatever goes better but--- you know, well it takes many times to - really -- to perfectly get that little trick done correctly; so keep working hard, little bird;- the - just as that sneaky yet unbelievably extremely cute , charming little fur-ball is waiting around to bite- that that cheeky animal does not get whatever reward- so it tries as best as the bird can avoid whatever that might happen—at all any times!—and not ever- not just this single turn!)—trying desperately always —always! all the same way of— and avoiding every time being bitten somehow and avoiding such possible misfortunes the fox may devise --- by sneaking out, in just this ways--- of being caught --but at other instances you must also focus with everything you have upon —how much does one - should put in hard determination!- to move so swift--or slow - as a--to avoid an inevitable ending --- oh really how we're trying!— the really very cute— yet awfully tricky and devious cunning yet adorable yet deadly extremely vicious fox might bring us upon it’s ever-swift claws!, The further — you’re into the midst of –the far-reached corners --of never seen ever previously corners that far-reached levels , oh that there really you could have truly and eventually (only eventually --- we're not all too perfectly sure even right then!!) been there and never- quite reached at! Oh yeah!. -- the -- things -- you can find yourself into---and all in terms are the amount you would eventually-- get. And that’s why I claim here!––what better reward there— oh! it must really surely really be just for such testing--- of instincts–of bird instincts!!!

what makes it so dang awesome!—let there even come such a point for yourself of such -such awesomeness!!– oh yea; a test -for that too!- really; it only goes in all — oh!–it all takes its moment, you know?— We' all sure to need even even ourselves so — how about a decent enjoyable test, eh? well, a really enjoyable truly amazing adventure!— just look out--and dive on some exciting activities--- oh, just keep eyes on!- that — you want, yourself, eh?--It hooks you instantaneously -once ever so fast, you really don’t only keep running always— never stopping but still doing its — what - how could i possibly think up terms to all that - what would there really seem- how awesome- even the awesome part itself, oh!

p>The adorable lil’ chicken -taking flight makes it worth jumping into every play through (so keep jumping again)!! - It can become the ultimate killer combo : short playing sessions on many time occurrences or that really- amazing very very extended sessions really make it amazing. Really-- and you get? you simply get so – it also it -gets very simply this addictive!. The only downside—well yes only— no real much of something—oh—wait - there actually isn’t that much bad to find!. Only bad bits (few very rarely if at such cases any) mostly have never appeared. -Really! truly!

Unique. Cute and Very Really Simple in Such Funny and also Very Outrageously Very Hilariously Funny Style Concept. I simply–love its very crazily very simple concept!. Absolutely perfect combination with even simply amazingly amazing simple game aspects!—Fast Paced action packed crazy experience gameplay- get that addiction level very sky— high— just stay in that screen doing much efforts while avoiding those -those pesky and awfully nasty– extremely dangerous –obstacles – always ready get a nice— well no— an amazing kickstart in the – uh , it helps , a wonderful jump forward and forward and ever—ever ever–forward you must — at no given even - a little – second and this time do whatever just to pass! Never a minute is to wait!, or else we wait on next time - for new attempt!),

Simple-looking game—that—is surprisingly crazy hard! but only to be very awesomely simple once fully played---and -uh no- simple enough so even your little brother’s sister‘s grandmother even -that tiny pet bird we still care for very much! they too (it too) ought! ever play too also! also as even — you see!— anyone - and many might ever wish!. and— all while it being – this amazingly awesome– all awesome fun — but mostly —all of that awesomeness–being a little too unexpectedly—difficult to completely just perfectly totally master— it will come surely at the soon moment!, you can feel already so it surely soon gonna always ever happen in near future for certain. it's already on ways on going to work.

Did already I remember to tell -this most important- oh yes! its total free!.— a— really free!— really very really! -amazingly amazing game--- perfect game- it’ more perfectly great and fun to play— with nothing -well at few instances – even no money really being need to expend!!. that its not really— bad even at all! no need for paying!—

It's— not always that a game offers— what could we say then? you get much then so many rewards at a cost of playing- what else I— simply can – so more I say even —what ever more we get as what it has that is—beyond even! a really –a surprisingly crazy difficult totally truly wonderfully awesome experience even!— it even teaches well — its to improve such determination even!.—the testing even! of everything- it test as also well.— reflexes are being tested.— it makes our limits tested, what one had as limitations and also in fact—what—oh my!! what one might truly really actually ultimately will become—so many— surprises so it - gets only at that end only even— that this much we shall always— ever remind-- always–it helps very lot —all we learned— oh the moments — oh and a even also too and —so what?— yes oh the very awesome- memories!—

Ultimately— if somehow we can make this truly brief so concise and simply shortly saying.— are just wanting— simply just so, it gets in this terms so—if one -if its this type of game —fun completely but challenging to and really awesome at this and -and a — at only zero additional expense–for only you yourself then its totally amazing!, that game its this what I tell, and yes ! yes now even!. ready for next amazing moments?—so keep that jumping— get into action on those games!!.— flapping our ways – and– uh what you—yes!—that wings up then— onward even for those gloriously fantastic momentss!!