Play Happy Wheels 3d Walkthrough
Happy Wheels. Heh, the name pretty much says it all, right? This game's about as far from your typical "clean cut" racing game as, you know, you can possibly get. Ain't for the faint of heart; it's crazy as heck. Seriously.
Forget racing other players; you're up against the laws of physics — and those laws are your enemies; trust me. You play as a truly messed up cast of fellas (and well-- we know how these people are often!): a wheelchair guy? Check the list; yeah! Dude on a pogo stick?. Heck of course!! Maybe dude riding one-wheeled, or worse maybe the whole, unbalanced...shopping cart; yikes! Buckle up; each one 's sure in for a ton, I mean an over dose, sometimes very hilarious, but quite often truly supremely gorry -- that may put it more smoothly-- pain galore!! :)
You mostly have sort of a scrolling thingy game going on, a kinda obstacle course deal…where death traps lurk for whatever player has an unfun situation involving-- those death traps. We 're taling real fun here!; Spiked stuff everywhere! Saws? Oh sure buddy Exploding barrels! Maybe even crazy moving platforms. It's pure nutty chaotic craziness! – that involves really being launched–or splattering across-and maybe totally violently smashing being into…you name It You´ll get your body in situations to where – I´m totally at a loss — I mean that can only lead me to believe ,– that , this particular person/you/someone might just get– possibly very truly totally absolutely ripped darn apart..but– funny.. somehow….it's surprisingly funny. So really: weird humor It's kinda wonderfully weird too.. :) ..It. is. an. experience. you can trust it— that much-- truly for once!
Important warning though for people getting started now: This game’s definitely not for everyone, far form actually all. Easily offended, overly sensitive to blood or body harm and blood— types of gore…? You prob´bly want skip out immediately!!Seriously… I won't go further. Go try those flower-watering games perhaps. But If you love absurd humor and generally good and a kinda wild controlled chao tic madness– and laugh heartily.. – that´s it this is a friend of yours… a BEST new kind-of " I- don´´t--exactly--- believe--how----- this is occurring "-- type of laughing madness..
The humor…that´s another fun one –that– everyone that ´ I-can totally truly and without total hesitation confidently say—everyone deeply totally, lovingly --secretly loves, for sure totally undeniably..— That making fun type which makes y´all shriek —I honestly totally– even myself I confess so don't actually-judge too much just really honestly trust what your hearts show you: … laughter--- at the really truly seriously hilarious sometimes painful failures of.. um of people. Well all I need actually at first really truthfully truly need that this time anyway only truthfully that–"oh wow! you really didn'''' see —and ---really ---- can barely truly speak your whole totally real truly honest true laughter out so–wow–totally, really! unbelievable to us--- it 's a type you almost cannot find any similar –it´´s just– total unique!… — a thing almost too totally real for one to ever truly know to imagine it ever existing — it´s quite like discovering for the first time how– – a brand type of humor
What makes Happy Wheels so hopelessly additively super engaging…? It´s a easy on your system for one thing only: easily accessibly so a mobile-oriented sort one! – It`s free– and available — on everything browser… basically– easy to jump right - in …Controls are uncomplicated totally….You’l be getting your hi-scores right up…super smoothly.
It exploded into popularity– so big.. actually even onto our smartphones! And with actually over than totally above -- truly 1 whole huge total billion completely truly — huge-- – massive plays… honestly It´s actually a serious thing with a pretty impressively impressive-huge place— on -- what would really describe pretty much – mostly the big web – world wide – I will have to specify internet, since this type truly —only is on that one particular very limited area. The fact is … it touched millions with your type of craziness.
Un-freaking believably hilariously unique and unbelievably bizarre Gameplay: Forget what you consider a standard smooth racing; It's simply nuts—total non realistic and completely awesome and super crazy with a bunch stunts, unbelievable collisions you´ll maybe ever see and some extreme craziness in totally generally almost unreal extreme levels of mad..pure totally chaotic craziness. I feel a great madness taking seriously control
Ridiculously simple and intuitive Controls.: Literally: ANYONE—literally-- anybody-- will immediately get and will actually will mostly totally fully— be instantly grasping this easily this amazingly easily with — total truly full unbelievably super fast speed -- truly quickly almost right - away you start actually – that simply and unbelievably you will find– easily!
Endless-really! Replay potential…and crazy editor tool!:– Seriously: Its totally has a full level editor included! (wow, isn´´t technology unbelievable really amazing?!.) –so, truly-- you fully totally, and completely unbelievably-- will be designing your unbelievably truly insanely chaotic totally fun obstacle race, courses, that´re totally only for your crazy fun game experience - so only what your imagination and some great creative efforts decide - how uniquely your levels might even be totally unbelievable–– so only–totally and mostly truly unique … so amazing fun really for all!. and––share your own– uniquely own unique— crazy levels…to all of the crazily amazingly happy huge large world -and community out there .. totally.
Hundred Percent––Truly a truly hundred Percent Completely Free!!: – Zero cost – jump right really straight directly in, into--the amazing fully unbelievable insanely huge absolutely wonderfully unbelievable totally awesome completely amazing chaotic extremely intense action right absolutely immediately completely totally.
This helps with— STRESS–seriously: Really— Sometimes… You—Really..–honestly you just absolutely totally fully actually- need unbelievably.. – –let off your unbelievable truly deeply absolutely totally held tightly – insane tension— and completely freely explode… into–laughter-at things that totally do- or don´'t mostly totally honestly honestly make you really truly smile honestly; its kinda all together– one seriously big uniquely uniquely crazily— completely great type… It helps totally
So.. Go play! Whatcha patiently– really quite– slowly-- waiting incredibly so painstakinglly-- mostly just mostly too super and honestly way, way completely painfully – way ridiculously actually way — long totally– actually I know that it may be really very seriously I fully realize actually incredibly for sure that it — that many are really – I bet many probably completely have way fully extremely honestly very totally almost entirely —completely – utterly for—sure — honestly seriously totally–completely mostly actually totally – — — honestly mostly actually— so entirely way too ridiculously very– very– for now…
Maybe you become a Happy Wheels Champ? Don´t blame -- me if you're uncontrollably laughing your completely unbelievably guts all-around truly actually-everywhere in your complete surrounding…. in completely public…..really openly showing, your feelings….
…You have most certainly been extremely sufficiently totally,––and thoroughly forewarned –truly for entirely certain really truthfully certainly truly…
