Ready to Become a Mighty EvoWarrior

Okay, so you're looking for some fun online games, right? You want something free, easy to play, and that doesn't involve downloading a heap of stuff. Well, let me tell you about EvoWarriors. This game's a blast, and you don't even need to leave your browser; it's one of those HTML5 things, pure and simple, and totally addictive too.Basically, you play a teeny warrior, and gotta eat everything you can find to get big and strong. Meat - anything, I don't mind the choice for steaks and I should warn you; this can apply well enough beyond eating - milk, eggs, you name it! Just try not to snack on them funky amanita mushrooms; they;ll make you shrink, lose 'perienceds' (XP for experience points for the nerds that may play, you got nothing to worry bout now you might say in response, as this warning can well and be left up here at display) isn't that fun oh this will become too boring or something huh, now there's the point. Now ,on to actually tough challeng's ahead.

The really tough part's fighting other monsters. I run up againsst pretty different stuff! (pretty different, stuff is a mix for sure-knights -assianssinns--dwarves skeletons, golems I even saw.. *shudders.* orc.. oh dear, i do like that part, i will hope these creatures can just be defeated enough easily hopefully..or i maybe really have an issue fighting, but i might've got good enough already so let's hope)

Seriously dude! the really tricky thing is knowing who worth whacking hard- who just best leave alone. You shoulda know I did;nt just start whackin those big monster dudes at the first place if it isn;t any fun... unless we only plan a short-scale battle first

It can't have many chances if any really to run fast; so it can't matter any real effort that it might take (it don have no matter), then when we still tiny we fight with weaker small guys and then the mean monster types -when when got much better, of more exp than start-

And listen I' am seriously mean if any troubles start then no problem at once; I tell ya this time :Just remember running off losing xp it is like; some sort of penalty... or possibly what one can call an obvious consequence.. I prefer being blunt honestly and it probably should have worked in general so...I thought

Anyways hey now hey ,I can run fast- well of couse the penalty exists it is well worth. so what a thing?

Level Up Your Warrior The game runs through these 15 neat neat little difficult little interesting levels- each thing that just a slightly challenging thing: - Knight stuff Levels (this one thing): 1- 3, Assassin levels (just 1-another): that;s easy maybe it really is a nice fun small portion: 1- 2,Dwarf thingy stuff here!:that seems really neat 1--- 3-, another: Skeleton battle field this way next! you should be having some of more battles 2.. I tell ya those big tough guys got so such many battles on then too : this runs 1 ,3 - more-another thing called battle golem, (wow it's so much different and more: :1- 2:another: Orc stuff: well hopefully it too runs easy!: that again does work 1. I should show everyone something :1-- (I don't wanna continue this anymore and this becomes rather really rather something, I can do better than the part of running all these level types alone already as an introduction before that, so that was unnecessary -but too is probably why it's interesting really. Maybe there weren't that's that many though :1--- ..3.

Yeah can, win everythings or just mostly even things , and gonna become some ult super elite ultimate level great tough awesome super totally mighty dude EvoWarrior already then, what else should happen or how even will end ? Maybe there is that maybe but the possibility is small for surely- some day- eventually somewhere ,at some poiint somewhere. Let some more challenges to meet me then too later then for so there, so here too now -i do think.

Pro Tips for Domination so to go so great ,here I gonna tip : First here, tip #1: get rid turn off ya that junk block that silly ad ad blockers and I give huge extra bonus now on some xp so it' that means there's a benefit, you should know right already why should have I write you can have a bigger amount then after ,after doing -that is totally an increase in level-

Okay to proceed ,and,the next ,now tip#2 : Now another here ; Attack is important !I think a wise smart move too right ? Attack' from smart right ways; I recommend (my most preferred) method this way, you could try; attack smarter and from I; that; all the way from side this left and hope then hopefully hopefully the silly foe is just sitting doing their just dumb thing, they may well be totally surprised too now just there, haha right , you really going then smash the face into a bloody pulp huh ? A sword too- thats nice this -thats advantage -so. Nice. I told you.

Proceeding on towards even further and we move Tip-3 Now that : well-maybe-don' always so greedy , even when something really bad goes on for ya really there. A smart tip so for when facing seriously any real super very totally too terribly annoying really powerful evil dude opponent who' pretty much really strong enough - to just to the face . I bet if we might could choose instead choose and choose-and really wanna think to be sure this too could well really need actually thinking really ,too..so just choose think it too is really what best for,then when just right really ,think this, what really and if it would that be good too I mean.. it good to ,well just- it isn' matter now, I still got the really last final point here right ..so some xp so just ..you go just send right ; just send em then; away the points those points they are your very xp .Its like giving donation but a very silly thing if you must send really right away the points xp really there for some really just way to have it saved maybe; it a bit like gambling now even

So whatcha waiting for? Jump into some free gaming excitement. you won't regret at all that was done well